shetheycock:

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ametsunami:

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egghomicide:

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ametsunami:

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Yeah I way too many spares anyways

I have no idea who Peenythus is

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

mysharona1987:

sunspira:

bluesargentsclues:

nuggetemily:

letshearitforthisclown:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

therivertm:

Here’s some random quotes that my friend randomized and I drew.

There is more of them but I have to sleep now so have this lol

alkaline-noodles:

gyuto:

smell that? that’s browned butter, kid. you’re out of your fuckin league.

kincyr:

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

fresh-frogs:

I like it when they. When you turn them and then they. reposition a little to face where they want. Like this

U know

trust-me-i-just-get-weirder:

memewhore:

angelsarelistening:

everythingallofthetime:

sexycraisinthanos:

sylvilagus:

rogue-cas-whore:

prince-luffy:

eyezehuhh:

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

The face of a changed man:

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

differenttriumphdragon:

I know this is randomly generated but I need this footage

princessnijireiki:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

They literally moved best actor to the last category over best fucking picture to capitalize on the tragic death of the frontrunner but then not only did that frontrunner NOT win it went to the one guy in the category who didn’t go to the ceremony

Wanna clarify that this post is less abt who deserved to win and more about ABC/the academy blatantly using Chadwick Boseman’s death as a ratings booster and then looking like fools when their greed blew up in their faces

Apparently Anthony Hopkins’ reps begged the academy to let him attend via zoom instead of going to one of the designated oscar gathering spots since A. He’s high risk for COVID and B. His father just passed and he wanted to be with his family and they said no??

Important to add:

• As a result of the no-Zoom nonsense AND the refusal to allow Hopkins to pre-record a just-in-case acceptance speech, he was literally asleep when all this went down, on account of it being like 4AM in Wales at the time & the fact that he is in his 80s and iirc the oldest ever Best Actor Oscar Nominee/Winner
• Despite all this the first thing he does is record an acceptance video to post on Instagram & the speech was basically, “I’m shocked, I’m grateful, I didn’t expect to win anything, but thank you & RIP Chadwick Boseman.”

ON TOP OF WHICH,

• Soderbergh so clearly expected Chadwick to win that the Academy gift bags for all guests of the Oscars ceremony also included NFTs of Chadwick Boseman valued at something like $1.2mil (iirc guests have to pay taxes on the goodie bags… not sure how that’s gonna be negotiated).
• To add insult to injury, these environment destroying digital trading cards were made by an artist who bought a $50 3D model of Boseman’s head and put a gold texture on top… and the person who sold the $50 3D rendering stole that from a separate artist they’d commissioned on Artstation, and ran off with the files without paying/possibly by doing a chargeback.

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shittycryptids:

Profanitee

A manatee that swears at random times